
HAMPSTEAD THEATRE PRESENTS
RE-MEMBER ME
By DICKIE BEAU
Directed By JAN WILLEM VAN DEN BOSCH
A master ventriloquist... Laden with queerness, character and oh so much talent, he is a mesmeric performer!

HAMPSTEAD DOWNSTAIRS / CELIA ATKIN PRESENT
BISCUITS FOR BREAKFAST
By Gareth Farr
Directed By Tessa Walker
People always need to eat. If you can cook, really cook, if you know flavour and taste and texture, people will pay you to do it. People always need to eat. Always.

ORIGINAL THEATRE PRESENTS
STUMPED
By SHOMIT DUTTA
Directed By GUY UNSWORTH
For God's sake, let us sit upon the green and tell sad stories of the fall of batsmen…

THOMAS HOPKINS, GUY CHAPMAN & HOME IN ASSOCIATION WITH JOHN ROGERSON, MICHAEL QUINN & WYSCH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
SONG FROM FAR AWAY
By Simon Stephens and Mark Eitzel
Directed By Kirk Jameson
It was then that I decided to write you these letters.

A HAMPSTEAD THEATRE WORLD PREMIERE
ANTHROPOLOGY
By Lauren Gunderson
Directed By Anna Ledwich
I built you because this is what I do. It’s my job. These are my tools, I used them, and honestly it’s not that hard – you’re basically a chatbot.

HAMPSTEAD DOWNSTAIRS / CELIA ATKIN PRESENT
OCTOPOLIS
By MAREK HORN
Directed By ED MADDEN
There were three people in my marriage, Dr Giscard… Three people and twelve legs.

A HAMPSTEAD THEATRE WORLD PREMIERE
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
By Richard Bean
Directed By Richard Wilson
He talks about going to Switzerland, to that place where you pay them to kill you… And I say “go! It’ll do you good. Broaden your horizons…you’ve never been abroad!

HAMPSTEAD DOWNSTAIRS / CELIA ATKIN PRESENT
NINETEEN GARDENS
By Magdalena Miecznicka
Directed By Alice Hamilton
When I got your email my heart went out to you. All of a sudden it dawned on me how I had missed you – how I had missed what we’d had.

HAMPSTEAD THEATRE PRESENTS
ROCK 'N' ROLL
By Tom Stoppard
Directed By Nina Raine
If I was English I wouldn’t care if Communism in Czechoslovakia reformed itself into a pile of pig shit. To be English would be my luck.

HAMPSTEAD DOWNSTAIRS / CELIA ATKIN PRESENT
THIS MUCH I KNOW
By Jonathan Spector
Directed By Chelsea Walker
I’ll be gone for a while. Possibly forever. It’s nothing you did.

A HAMPSTEAD THEATRE WORLD PREMIERE
DOUBLE FEATURE
By John Logan
Directed By Jonathan Kent
Art and Eros are always superimposed, don’t you find? You cannot separate the two: the model naked in supplication before the artist; the artist exposing himself in trust. The beast of creation is always erect.

HAMPSTEAD DOWNSTAIRS / CELIA ATKIN PRESENT
OUT OF SEASON
By NEIL D'SOUZA
Directed By ALICE HAMILTON
So, here’s the plan: hit the beach, lunch alfresco, back by the afternoon, cocktails by the pool, dinner in the restaurant – which is excellent by the way – drugs, girls, half an hour’s kip, flight home!